Over on twitter I am seeing how long it takes the mods—if there are any left—to hit on me for hurting Elon Musk's feelings by renaming myself.

Currently I'm up to "Elon Musk swives goats" (having skipped "fuck" because that's low-hanging fruit for bluenose bots), having started with "Elon Musk sucks goats" and, well, you get the picture.

Am thinking of ramping up to "Elon Musk swives goat clunge" tomorrow morning.

Any suggestions for where to go next?

@cstross

we've dealt with enough malignant narcissist authoritarians in the last six years to know that they get off when their name is mentioned in any context, positive or negative

we also know that ridicule is their kryptonite

so maybe we should mock them and laugh at them while never speaking or writing their names

can we agree that it's "elmo" from now on?