Ways to help a writer:
-buy their book
-review their book
-craft a tiny top hat for their pet
-read their book to an audience of neon crabs
-enter their book through a swirling portal and live there for fifty years and when you finally return home discover that no time has passed
@jeremycshipp I actually wrote my books with the last point in mind. My secret emergency plan. But yeah the rest are super important as well.
@jeremycshipp Neon crabs write shit reviews, though.
@jeremycshipp I don’t have a pet, so no tiny top hat needed β€” but the rest, yes and thanks. Enjoy the portal!