You know what would be a good Bush Tucker trial? Ant and Dec lift up a silvered cloche and underneath it are some consequences. And the reputation-laundry contingent have to eat those consequences. All up. Yum yum. And their lives become different. Because of consequences.
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I like that! Consequences. Yes .. if only.
@joelmorris Excellent idea! Also love your phrase "reputation-laundry". Isn't it odd how we've turned into people who will forgive you anything as long as you're on telly?
@joelmorris I like that. How about a big graffitied rain tarpaulin, that has to have those reputational stains laundered by hand? After the task, the tarpaulin goes up, so if there is any trace of the writing, there’ll be no escape from it.

@joelmorris what's under the cloche this time Matt.

...Ant... its the Covid Enquiry.

@joelmorris Hell, yes. I would actually watch these types of shows, then.
@joelmorris Consequences - the hardest, most unpalatable thing a Tory MP can swallow.
@joelmorris you could be a writer.
@joelmorris four decades of Thatcherism have provided an abundance of sequences of con.