Accidental CISOI swear, this acceptable use policy that I'm writing should just say:
"Use your computer for work. Don't be dumb, and we'll be cool."
Lady ParaBellum 
@accidentalciso if only people could resist the urge to be dumb for more than five consecutive seconds..
I swear, this acceptable use policy that I'm writing should just say:
"Use your computer for work. Don't be dumb, and we'll be cool."