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Alice Schwarze

"I hope this email finds you well"

How your email finds me:

Nov 10, 2022 at 4:20pmWeb
Show threadAlice SchwarzeNov 10, 2022
ALT text (somehow disappeared from post): a photo of a screaming possum in a mailbox
Show threadPeter MountNov 10, 2022
@aliceschwarze I see the alt text on the image
Show threadAlice SchwarzeNov 10, 2022
@peter hm, then maybe this is a tusky glitch. Thanks for letting me know!
Show threadMicah Pollak ☃️Nov 10, 2022
@aliceschwarze @peter I also see the alt text and I'm using Tusky!
Show threadKen Butler has movedNov 10, 2022
@peter @aliceschwarze I don't (on desktop)
Show threadPeter MountNov 10, 2022

@nxskok @aliceschwarze That's odd.

I'm using the web UI on Linux, in Advanced mode, and it definitely is there, just checked it again.

Show threadKen Butler has movedNov 10, 2022
@peter @aliceschwarze oh yeah, now it's there. I dunno. Computers are hard.
Show threaddj zennNov 10, 2022
@peter @aliceschwarze @nxskok I’m on an iPhone using Metatext app. no alt text for me.
Show threadphii (local floofgirl cutie)Nov 10, 2022
@aliceschwarze hm, to me it shows just fine in the post
Show threadremmyNov 10, 2022
@aliceschwarze Don't worry, it's there! If you're using the Mastodon web UI then alt text is only shown as a tooltip when you hover over the image for a bit.
Show threadFrost「｜｜霜の狼｜人面獣心」🐺❄️Nov 11, 2022
@aliceschwarze It made it to the post just fine too, actually!
Show threadJamboNov 10, 2022
@aliceschwarze 😂😂
Show threadDave WakemanNov 10, 2022
@aliceschwarze similar energy to this will only take a moment.
Show threadRob MiddletonNov 10, 2022
@aliceschwarze it me!
Show threadℭ𝔥𝔯𝔦𝔰 ℭ𝖍𝖊𝖜Nov 10, 2022

@aliceschwarze
"Thank you for subscribing to Totally Random stuff magazine,

Please find enclosed your free screaming possum"

Show threadAlice SchwarzeNov 10, 2022
@chrischew 😆
Show threadMul Trist 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿Nov 10, 2022

@chrischew

P.S. We remind you of our Terms and Conditions: Absolutely no returns. You may exchange your possum, but the next one will be even more irate.

P.P.S. You might want to get a rabies shot. We know possums don't usually carry it, but...well....look at it.

Show threadℭ𝔥𝔯𝔦𝔰 ℭ𝖍𝖊𝖜Nov 10, 2022
@cadachllestri
“Look out for next month’s edition where we include a first aid kit and a house brick”
Show threadMul Trist 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿Nov 10, 2022

@chrischew

'You may also enjoy the following month's editorial special "how to settle litigation commenced by the postal service workers' union" and our free gift - a DIY Last Will and Testament pack.'

Show threadDoohickie Nov 10, 2022
@aliceschwarze Post of the Day! 😆
Show threadSherryNov 10, 2022
@aliceschwarze 😫🤦🏾‍♀️
Show threadMul Trist 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿Nov 10, 2022

@aliceschwarze this sums up how I feel about morning office work generally.

My spirit animal appears to be "agitated possum in mailbox". Who knew? (My husband. He knows. He definitely knows.)

Show threadMLF.Nov 10, 2022
@aliceschwarze “I hope this email finds your well”
Show threadANDRÉ M. CHANGNov 10, 2022
@aliceschwarze "Waiting for the recipient to sign the acknowledgment of receipt"
Show threadMiss DefiantNov 10, 2022
@aliceschwarze 😂😂
Show threadLuis LevyNov 10, 2022
@aliceschwarze It's all bluster. They're sweethearts... We know because we get visits from the neighborhood opossums every night!
Show threadBrayingBoozehoundNov 10, 2022
@aliceschwarze I nay have to make this my new avatar, lol
Show threadDanny LaurentNov 10, 2022
@aliceschwarze I thought he saw my water bill 😂
Show threadSirpushalotNov 10, 2022
@aliceschwarze aww
Show thread🐘 Simple Nomad 🐘Nov 10, 2022
@aliceschwarze I run my own mail server. This picture checks out.
Show threadEatTheRudeNov 10, 2022

@aliceschwarze

😅😅😅❤️❤️

Show threadNik Nov 10, 2022

@aliceschwarze

That opossum opsolutely made my day!

Show threadJNov 10, 2022
@aliceschwarze
😂 Mood.
Show threadstux⚡️Nov 11, 2022
@aliceschwarze  it's faaaceee haha!
Show threadlezbagNov 11, 2022
@aliceschwarze
Yikes!
Show threadAndrewNakMuayNov 11, 2022
@aliceschwarze
Show threadthe Hearth Nov 11, 2022
@aliceschwarze aw, that poor possum, they look terrified
-F
Show threadSheriNov 11, 2022
@aliceschwarze
Me too
Show threadmaddie (MOVED!)   Nov 11, 2022
@aliceschwarze guess who just found a new desktop wallpaper~
Show threadCybercookieNov 12, 2022
@taylorlorenz my email:
Show threadDiabetic HeihachiNov 17, 2022
@aliceschwarze
Epic post lol. I had to zoom, at first it looked like a tiny angry monkey.
@ShiolaOdan
Show threadAlice SchwarzeNov 17, 2022

@DavBot

@ShiolaOdan

Not a monkey but definitely smol and angry! 😄

Show threadValheruNov 17, 2022
@aliceschwarze But generally with coffee.
Show threadDr. Justin EvanNov 19, 2022
@aliceschwarze Definitely sounds about right.
Show threadAlice SchwarzeNov 19, 2022
@DoctorCoffee
Especially on a Saturday!