I won’t consider Mastodon to be a true success until Elon Musk joins.
Obviously I would block him.
@gcluley I think a lot of instances would block him as well 😉
@gcluley imagine someone on his staff trying to (unsuccessfully) explain to him that it's impossible to buy something that's decentralized.
@gcluley
Hush! Don't say that name here or he'll follow us! #TwitterFlight
@gcluley I told someone like a year and a half ago that Mastodon wouldn't get interesting until Kanye joined. We don't talk anymore but I stand by this opinion.
@gcluley What's to say I'm not him?
@WA5PSA your reply isn’t idiotic enough. Try again.
@gcluley Bring him on! Im the fastest instance blocker in the west.
@gcluley NOOOOOOOO don’t do this to us.
@gcluley if that's the case, I don't want it to be successful XD
@gcluley he probably is on here, cry-wanking as he watches the mass exodus
@gcluley I’d be surprised if he hasn’t, under a pseudonym of course. Which begs the question: what pseudonym would he use?
@happygeek @gcluley Melon Husk. That’s what $44B gets ya.
@gcluley @sidhra I’d go for either Elton Busk or Tony Tesla.
@gcluley That’s quite the bar. Haven’t decided low or high. 🤣