If Matt Hancock gets dysentery I am prepared to believe there is a God.
@EmmaKennedy That shit-eating grin at the end of the show... Ew.
@popey He’s pure wrongness
@EmmaKennedy What did poor dysentery ever do to deserve Matt Hancock?

@EmmaKennedy thought this was him showing his human side.

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@EmmaKennedy I’m hoping a funnelweb spider crawls up his ring piece

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Haha!

Personally hope he chokes on a kangaroo bollock!

Perfect karma!

@EmmaKennedy oh god, let Boy George and Chris Moyles get verbally stuck into him
@EmmaKennedy Won't anyone think of the dysentery?
@EmmaKennedy I love the # and the content wrap!
@EmmaKennedy Maybe something a bit more parasitic, it would match his character better 🀨
@EmmaKennedy πŸ™πŸ»πŸ€£πŸ€£ - please let it happen πŸ™πŸ»πŸ§»
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Is he holidaying along the Oregon Trail?
@EmmaKennedy they’re surely far too well managed for that to happen? Maybe some truly unmanageable bits of an animal to chow on?
@EmmaKennedy I'm just astounded that the Australian quarantine service allowed him to import that virulent and diseased ego. It will contaminate the Bush for decades.