I'm sure a lot of you are still thinking about what wise, useful things you want to post on here and make the most of this new social experience.

I'm clearly just farting rubbish while waiting for it.

@AK_Bell I’ve been on this site for a few minutes and it’s good quality fart jokes.
@AK_Bell there's the feeling you used to get when you were at school and started a new exercise book - showing my age big time.
@vim *writes Monday 7th November at top of page*
@AK_Bell “That’s a long wait for a train don’t come”