Mastodawn

Charlie Stross Nov 6, 2022

Over on twitter I am seeing how long it takes the mods—if there are any left—to hit on me for hurting Elon Musk's feelings by renaming myself.

Currently I'm up to "Elon Musk swives goats" (having skipped "fuck" because that's low-hanging fruit for bluenose bots), having started with "Elon Musk sucks goats" and, well, you get the picture.

Am thinking of ramping up to "Elon Musk swives goat clunge" tomorrow morning.

Any suggestions for where to go next?

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Mark Slater

@cstross With the volume of postings, account names and profiles comments of that nature over there at the moment, you’re a grain of sand in a Martian planet wide sandstorm. Chances you’ll get noticed are minuscule - esp. if you’re progressing into increasingly rustic vocabulary.