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jeffvandermeerSorry. Meant to introduce myself. I am a traveling baby raccoon and snake salesman who also makes hangers for the tiny tailored suits I create for opossums. I also dress up like a ghost for fun to terrorize the neighbors and often make a pool of margaritas for nefarious songbirds.
Matti Palli@jeffvandermeer omg, happy to see you on here!! I've never been as creeped out as when reading the Annihilation trilogy, thank you for writing them!!
@jeffvandermeer * southern reach omg 😅😅😅
the irreducible@jeffvandermeer thanks for clarifying
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Ivan Habunek@jeffvandermeer Welcome to the fediverse. Looking forward to the wildlife that follows in your wake. :)
Allcuriosities@jeffvandermeer I was looking for a baby raccoon (any occupation ok) and I’m glad I finally found one on here
Dan Cody@jeffvandermeer Welcome! As a fellow opossum tailor I will be sure to give you a follow! I also work in snake marketing so look forward to sharing tips. Can't wait to see some of your cocktail recipes!
Jude Marr PhD (he, they)@jeffvandermeer. If you and the raccoons are here, I know this was the right decision! And Neo of course :)
dearydarlingWell why didn't you just say so? Come on in! :)
Kevin Troy Darling 
@jeffvandermeer I thought that was you! Percy’s lost some weight and needs his waistcoat taken in a scooch.
Sam@jeffvandermeer me and a mate once hid in a church porch and spookily sang medieval plain song at random people on holloween...