Mastodawn

Half my clocks auto-change and half don’t and now I live in a vortex where my kitchen and living rooms are different time zones.

@mauraquint you're in the multi - verse of time 😁

@mauraquint waves hi from the bluebird

@mauraquint I gaze over to the microwave and chuckle at the poor losers in my kitchen who have an hour headstart on the Sunday scaries.

@mauraquint How is this place?

@mauraquint i love my li'l phone just time travels with ease

@mauraquint I never change my clocks. That's my way of sticking it to the man.

@mauraquint We have an auto-change clock that never tells the right time. Someone ought to take that satellite down and get a refund.