Alex AlbrightNov 5, 2022
Zev Eisenberg
Huge if true
Nov 6, 2019 at 7:33pmWeb
Show threadZev EisenbergNov 13, 2022
Image description: photograph of a computer monitor showing โ€œif true {}โ€ in a giant font. (I posted this back in 2019, before I got alt text religion.) (But hey, editing posts is a thing, so I went back and added it!)
Show threadPixel Bandits Nov 16, 2022
@ZevEisenberg I'm really trying to focus on my alt text and hopefully am doing ok at it but I never know
Show threadHyperlink Your HeartNov 6, 2019
@ZevEisenberg That's a big if...
Show threadCyber YukiNov 2, 2022
@hyperlinkyourheart @ZevEisenberg Bravo! ๐Ÿ˜‚
Show threadMatrix-SasukeNov 6, 2019
@ZevEisenberg peak programming
Show threadcodesectionsNov 7, 2019

@ZevEisenberg

I expected this to read

if true { "huge" }

Show thread0Nov 7, 2019
@codesections @ZevEisenberg
"huge" if true else ""
Show threadElio CampitelliNov 2, 2022
@codesections @ZevEisenberg That'd be "huge if true huge"
Show threadChuck HanNov 5, 2022
@eliocamp @codesections @ZevEisenberg maybe Iโ€™m showing my age, but in my world it should be:
if (TRUE) { HUGE } ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Show threadsucNov 9, 2019
@ZevEisenberg
true
Show threaddan0hNov 1, 2022
@ZevEisenberg OMG that is huge. Impressive! ๐Ÿ˜†
Show threadDan GoldsteinNov 1, 2022
@ZevEisenberg Nice one!
Show threadDaryl76679Nov 2, 2022
@ZevEisenberg If my homepage is going to be all puns and wordplay, I'm here for it.
Show threadLouise Hamran MyklebustNov 2, 2022
@ZevEisenberg @thor This made me follow you๐Ÿ˜…
Show threadฮ›NTTI ๐•ท๐–Ž๐–“๐–‰๐–˜๐–™๐–—๐–”ฬˆ๐–’Nov 2, 2022
@ZevEisenberg
if true {
$this = โ€hugeโ€;
}
Show threadmempkoNov 2, 2022
@ZevEisenberg Is that a big font or a very tiny monitor?๐Ÿ˜œ
Show threadZev EisenbergNov 2, 2022
@mempko coming next year: the Apple Studio Apartment Display
Show threadAlexander ShendiNov 2, 2022

@ZevEisenberg

This is lacking alternatives.

/cc: @Wintermute_BBS

Show threadEarl NovyNov 2, 2022

@ZevEisenberg

https://www.if-not-true-then-false.com

I share the link, because the address matches your picture not because of content. The content is also not bad. think you know what I mean โ€ฆ. ๐Ÿ˜‚

If Not True Then False

If Not True Then False
Show threadDefectiveWings โœˆ๏ธNov 2, 2022
@ZevEisenberg
Darn you, take your boost and favorite.
Show threadSimon WaltersNov 2, 2022
@ZevEisenberg But what if it's not?
Show threadScott Williams ๐ŸงNov 2, 2022
@ZevEisenberg When you're paid/evaluated by number of lines of code.
Show threadSqueeNov 3, 2022
@vwbusguy @ZevEisenberg I could get at least 2 more lines in there right off the bat!
Show threadmvyrmnd Nov 2, 2022
@ZevEisenberg CW puns
Show threadJim JonesNov 2, 2022
@ZevEisenberg Terrible. But, I love it.
Show threadloganNov 2, 2022
@ZevEisenberg
```C++

if(!false){
return true;
}

``` #๐Ÿค”
Show threadDoc Edward Morbius โญ•โ€‹Nov 2, 2022
@ZevEisenberg {YOURSELF}
Show threadguna_lvNov 2, 2022
@ZevEisenberg that's indeed a huge if xD
Show threadDan LovejoyNov 2, 2022
@ZevEisenberg This is an absolute travesty. Boosted.
Show threadAad BrinkmanNov 2, 2022
@ZevEisenberg huge
Show threadBruce SmithNov 2, 2022
@ZevEisenberg Wouldnโ€™t it be even bigger if the closing brace were on line 4?
Show threadmenschenfreundNov 2, 2022

@ZevEisenberg deprecating bitmap fonts was a short sighted decision...

๐Ÿ˜„

Show threadCarsten RaddatzNov 3, 2022
lol
Show threadDr. Juande Santander-VelaNov 3, 2022
@ZevEisenberg but elseโ€ฆ else what? ๐Ÿ˜‰
Show threadMrCopilotNov 5, 2022
@ZevEisenberg Massive! I'm shook.
Show threadNix Kelley (they/them)Nov 5, 2022
@ZevEisenberg a most excellent joke
Show thread Pink ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆNov 5, 2022
@ZevEisenberg ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿคฃ
Show threadNate IvesNov 6, 2022
@ZevEisenberg ๐Ÿ˜‚
Show threadLesley M ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บNov 7, 2022
@ZevEisenberg ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Show threadAmanda Warr Nov 13, 2022
@ZevEisenberg I'm embarrassed about how much I laughed at this
Show threadJosh GrahamNov 13, 2022
@ZevEisenberg the huge gaps in this hypothesis cannot be ignored.
Show threadSlyFerretNov 14, 2022
@ZevEisenberg I love nerd humor.
Show threadRobert PickeringNov 14, 2022
@ZevEisenberg took me a moment. Very good.
Show threadShivaNov 14, 2022
@ZevEisenberg ๐Ÿ˜‚ Good ol' IRC humor, but with pictures! Love it. Mastodon feels like IRC. Now, we just have to re-kindle the editor wars.
Show threadThat Dave Bloke ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆNov 14, 2022
@ZevEisenberg the old ones are always the best! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Show threadMatthew HughesNov 14, 2022
@ZevEisenberg ๐Ÿ˜†
Show threadSeiรฐrNov 14, 2022
@ZevEisenberg When the only guy who knows how that legacy system works is called to help.
Show threadDenial ๐Ÿ” ShownNov 16, 2022
@ZevEisenberg well, "if true", this "{}" is huge, too.
Show threadsparker ๐Ÿฅ‘Nov 16, 2022
@ZevEisenberg This is why I love to eavesdrop on developers. @james
Show threadpacanukehaโŽNov 16, 2022
@ZevEisenberg
Show threadfahruNov 16, 2022
@ZevEisenberg thanks for the laugh
Show threadKefimochi Nov 16, 2022
@ZevEisenberg omfg
Show threadRenรฉWiersmaNov 16, 2022
@ZevEisenberg You took your Wise Ass pills again? ๐Ÿค”
Show threadZev EisenbergNov 16, 2022
@renewiersma always
Show threadWidu_KinNov 16, 2022
@ZevEisenberg It depends.
Show threadMyeahNov 16, 2022
@ZevEisenberg
Translation: No matter what, do nothing.
Show threadrichmanabNov 16, 2022
@ZevEisenberg and nothing Else
Show threadKennethNov 16, 2022
@ZevEisenberg The numerals aren't big.