Every Mastodon explanation is like "It's very simple, your account is part of a kerflunk, and each kerflunk can talk to each other as part of a bumblurt. At the moment everyone you flurgle can see your bloops but only people IN your kerflunk can quark your nerps. Kinda like email."
@Ciaraioch "fediverse gets easier once you get the basic idea that kerflunks are homeomorphic endobloops mapping submaniflurgles of a bumblurt space."
@eviloatmeal @Ciaraioch is the fediverse a non euclidian space?

@Natanael_L @Ciaraioch

"The fediverse is haunted."

What?

*loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket chat* "The fediverse is haunted."