i’ll tell you a little something about apps. you only ever see the front of them when they’re lined up on your phone screen, but on the other side of them they’ve all got a butthole
@pisscotheque and if you flip the phone right and quick enough, you can see
@g1comics we can… but we don’t, out of respect for their privacy
@pisscotheque i've been a mobile developer for ten years and i can definitely confirm that this is true
@pisscotheque backend engineers: "Yea, you kinda nailed it there, tbh"
@pisscotheque As someone who has worked on the backend of many different services, I can verify this fact
@pisscotheque The problem is what comes out.
@pisscotheque is this a reference to the emoji movie (눈_눈)
@oreolek do those things have buttholes. they better not
@pisscotheque they are totally smooth, even the✋
just a round uniform shape
no 🍑
@pisscotheque With some apps, it's right there on the front.