Rewriting Eliza the therapist bot but instead of saying "tell me more" and "how does that make you feel" it acts more like a real therapist and says things like "lmao that's fucked up" and "that'll be $70"

@dragon

Why say "That'll be $70"? Simply deduct the money from their account. Micropayments rule!

/CC: @cwebber

@dragon an endless loop of ‘that’s great, you’ve really opened up to me about that. next week we’ll start discussing how to tackle those issues’ without ever getting to the discussing how to tackle those issues