the swagonI dont remember what show it was but I remember once watching a show with two adult men fighting to the death in a parking lot and it was just the two of them pathetically wrestling each other for like 15 minutes and then one of them wins and leaves and hes like winded about it and its realistic but also the shittiest fight scene ive ever watched
a fight scene is basically just a dance scene For Men™ and like,, it needs to be choreographed so it's not boring, realistic fights suck ass because nobodys trained in fighting so seeing these two dudes just alternate trying to choke each other with no homoeroticism whatsoever its like whats even the point it doensnt matter who wins we all lose make them fuck or something
a good fight scene should be able to double as a sex scene imo
invisible string@dragon Jason Statham should fuck his enemies into submission (consensually)
@gamerswift13 jason statham should take it in the rear
👻™ supreme goblin 🐊@dragon Tired: a good fight is a conversation
Wired: a good fight is a sex scene
@coriander I mean a good sex scene is also a type of conversation in a way