check out this great new joke ive made. ur gonna love it:

so i heard that the uhh, the size of side dishes at restuarants???? apparently theyre doubling ohhhh uhhh every 18 months. more slaw

hope you liked it

@jk that got a boost because I had to read it 3 times before understanding it.
@jk Took me like 15 seconds, and then I screamed.

@jk ...?

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More slaw?? I don't ge----

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Oh for FUC-

@jk @Nine wait wha-OOOOOH
(And it's harder when you're non native, ajwockwnf)
@jk [this joke has been #banned on your instance]
@jk man that *physically hurts* my brain..

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@jk ffs..... boosted

@jk

more slaw. MOAR. NEVER ENNUFF

Urban Dictionary: Cole's Law

It is the law that, when dining out, either one person will eat everyone's cole slaw, or nobody eats the cole slaw at all.