hey does anybody remember that time when I bought a signed print of the Garfield comic where Jon Arbuckle drinks dog cum and Jim Davis had to hire a PR firm and make a statement to Buzzfeed about how it wasn’t actually dog cum (it was)
@nutsling the sexy vet eventually moves in with him despite this
@nutsling a fertility smoothie doesn't make you do that level of butthole mouth
@nutsling I keep reading the comic thinking what else could it be lol it's obviously dog jizz???
@nutsling I regretted not saving these when I saw it on Twitter. NOT ANYMORE

@nutsling That is definitely Odie’s cum.

I mean, what is the joke if it’s not Odie’s cum?

@nutsling this post didn't seem to stress enough how integral you were to Jim Davis having to make up the dog protein shake story
Jon Arbuckle Is A Murderer

May 30, 1990, a day that will live on in infamy.

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@nutsling look upon his works, ye mighty and despair
@nutsling I bought the mug! These are rare collector's items now, the site won't let you buy any merch with that strip on anymore and just redirects you to a random one
@nutsling BRINGING BACK THE CLASSICS