the most difficult part about getting divorced will be deciding who gets which cat. currently me and my girlfriend live with my ex and our three cats. one of the cats (jimothy) is 100% my ex's, one (pirate) is 100% mine, and we always said we'd have a vicious custody battle over willow if we split up...

willow's favourite person is my girlfriend so she's insisting we're taking willow with us because then we get one cat each 🤔