πŸ€” What if God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen, but 8:21 long and doomy as fuck?
🎡 Nadja - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen 🎡
https://nadja.bandcamp.com/track/god-rest-ye-merry-gentlemen
God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen, by Nadja

from the album Numbness

Nadja
πŸ€” What if Ye Merry Gentlemen were skeletons all along
πŸ€” What if Carol of the Bells but post-metal?
πŸ€” What if carol singers were just given electric guitars and drum kits to pep the whole vibe up a notch
🎡 Flights - Carol of the Bells 🎡
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vu7tWaRjBL8
Flights - Carol Of The Bells

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(I could probably do this all day sorry not sorry)
πŸ€” What if Wheezer did the music for the school nativity play instead of all those recorders?
🎡 Wheezer - Come All Ye Faithful 🎡
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RUR2ueq7fAQ
O Come All Ye Faithful

YouTube
Woah-oh! And it's just like Goddy Holly
πŸ€” What is Christmas like at Saruman's house?
🎡 Christopher Lee - The Little Drummer Boy 🎡
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hiRjmD9h-YY
The Little Drummer Boy

Provided to YouTube by Horus Music LtdThe Little Drummer Boy Β· Christopher LeeA Heavy Metal Christmasβ„— 2012 Charlemagne Productions LtdReleased on: 2012-12-1...

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@Shrigglepuss I hope you do! This is a delightful thread
@Rozzychan Cheers! I might be doing some over December that I'll add some tags into x

@Shrigglepuss
god rest ye merry skellingtons
no flesh gets in the way
Skulls and femurs clattering
Your bones are all so gay*

* in the christmas sense**

** also in the queer sense

@june @Shrigglepuss first complete banger toot from a year ago located! πŸ˜‚

@june @Shrigglepuss

to save us all confusion
lest the words lead you astray

we intend this in senses both happy and queer
yes in senses both happy and queer

@Shrigglepuss not only is this a quality shitpost in its own right, it led me to a marvelous thread. Hoping you're going to add to it this holiday season