spooky kitAug 12, 2019
cord jorts
floral shirts
timbr sports
Show threadspooky kitAug 12, 2019
prohibit kit from buying a chainsaw 2019
Show threadspooky kitMar 23, 2020
prohibit kit from buying a chainsaw 2020
Show threadspooky kit
prohibit kit from buying a chainsaw 2021
Feb 12, 2021 at 2:50amWeb
Show threadspooky kitFeb 12, 2021
if i buy a chainsaw, you know that first thing i do is i'm posting about buying it on oulipo dot social
Show threadmlcFeb 12, 2021
@kit i think you gotta wait until 2022 though (just 10½ months to go!)
Show threadquaadFeb 13, 2021
@mlc @kit starting a gofundkit for mandatory chainsaw acquisition
Show threadmlcFeb 13, 2021

@quaad @kit gofundapp says that, in gofundapp's opinion, gofundapp shouldn't act as our social insuring spot and socialism should start up a program for giving chainsaws to anybody who ought to own a chainsaw.

[cw: glyphs and u.s. politics at link]

https://oulipo.link/tF5DYW

GoFundMe on Twitter

“Millions of Americas are struggling to pay for life's essentials right now. Every day we see fundraisers for rent, utilities, and even groceries. But GoFundMe was never made to be a source of support for basic needs, and it can never be a replacement for robust federal relief.”

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Show threadspooky kitFeb 11, 2022
prohibit kit from buying a chainsaw 2022
Show threadspooky kitJan 10, 2023
prohibit kit from buying a chainsaw 2023
Show threadspooky kitJan 10, 2023
it's just now dawning on yours truly that at no point did i say "prohibit kit from shoplifting a chainsaw"
Show threadquaadJan 10, 2023
@kit can i go fund u a chainsaw?
Show threadmlcJan 10, 2023
@kit "prohibit kit from buying" day shifts: August in 2019, March 2020, ..., January 2023. if you wanna buy a chainsaw without this prohibition, you gotta go on Jan 1 2024 for top odds of shopping so fast that no prohibitory toot is up to stop you
Show threadspooky kitFeb 5, 2024
prohibit kit from buying a chainsaw 2024
Show threadspooky kitJan 20, 2025
BUT WILL KIT BUY A CHAINSAW IN 2025?? WHO CAN SAY?????
Show threadspooky kitAug 25, 2025
HUSQVARNA OUTDOOR PRODUCTS CALLING
Show threadspooky kitOct 21
congratulations if you had both "kit will wind up with a chainsaw in 2025" and "a small cat is a form of chainsaw" on your bingo card, you win
Show threadspooky kitFeb 3
prohibit kit from buying a chainsaw 2026
Show threadchristaFeb 3
@kit wait. another chainsaw?
Show threadranjitOct 21
@kit looks as if this cat's tail will go to infinity, so by induction...
Show threadfnurropOct 23
@kit kit-cat?
Show threadranjitOct 23
@kit “a small cat is a form of chainsaw” sounds as if it’s an aphorism from “Kill Six Billion 👹👹👹”
Show threadchristaJan 20, 2025
@kit i believe
Show threadmollyJan 10, 2023
@kit but what if i didn’t
Show threadNickFeb 11, 2022
@kit this campaign has won continuously for so many annums!
Show threadphookyFeb 12, 2021
@kit kit can commit to a bit 2021
Show threadphookyFeb 12, 2021
@kit dying sun grows, swallowing husk of a world hosting 1 mastodon instantiation, only broadcasting chainsaw buy prohibitions into an uncaring void