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a markov chain said i was "so wholsom"
mastodon backgammon grand champion, 2019

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prohibit kit from buying a chainsaw 2026
okay i forgot about this post and actually did this back in january for an art show lol
congratulations if you had both "kit will wind up with a chainsaw in 2025" and "a small cat is a form of chainsaw" on your bingo card, you win
HUSQVARNA OUTDOOR PRODUCTS CALLING
BUT WILL KIT BUY A CHAINSAW IN 2025?? WHO CAN SAY?????
i wish it wasn't so
prohibit kit from buying a chainsaw 2024
just configuring my oulipo
it's just now dawning on yours truly that at no point did i say "prohibit kit from shoplifting a chainsaw"
prohibit kit from buying a chainsaw 2023