dubwars:
ok this game is really fun and i'm incredibly bad at it
it's basically geometry wars, except you don't control the weapons. your ship shoots out various lasers along to the music and you just have to dodge around and try to aim them appropriately. huge potential for sensory overload (electronic music, flashing lights, lots of movement) but i can see this occupying basically the same space for geometry wars for me, which is "game i'm awful at that i keep going back to for some reason"
dungeon siege:
it's another really old game, but this time it's shockingly playable. i can see a lot of modern RPG concepts in it. the story seemed fairly cliche, although it may have been more interesting in its time (but i kind of doubt it - so far it's simple farmer's friend dies and farmer has to go save the world from evil fantasy race). spells, combat, inventory etc seemed intuitive. a really cool thing is that you can move around in the expanded map mode which was really helpful for me, a person who gets lost every five seconds. i don't know if i'll play through the entire game, but i can tell the people who made some of my favorite games have played this one
ellipsis:
another beautiful puzzle game that doesn't tell you anything about how to play. like, i get it, the mechanics are part of the puzzle i guess. the problem is it's just not that interesting. you dodge around obstacles that kill you in order to collect star pieces. i honestly probably would have enjoyed it a lot more if it hadn't been alphabetically so close to dubwars, which i just found a lot more interesting.
errant kingdom:
this is a VN that seems really well-written and, at least so far, has a lot of depth and ~intrigue~ which i love. according to the description some of the LIs are also poly which is also super cool. it seems like the three character choices also have a lot of variety - i went with the nomad to start because i'm a huge sucker for rogues. can choose he/she/they pronouns for your character, and there are a couple nonbinary characters in the game. also demons and fae and a disgraced knight and political turmoil and yeah i'm definitely coming back to this one #gameing
oops i've been doing this without the recaps
anyway eselmir and the five kingdoms:
i don't know if i didn't give it long enough of if it's just not that deep but the point and click aspects really didn't go anywhere for me - my next moves were always very obvious which isn't really what i want out of a point&click. there's a depth to the lore but i wasn't really drawn by the story either
ethereal:
it's again, a very pretty puzzle game. i'm really not 100% sure what the rules are though, even after playing through multiple levels. you're a little arrow navigating around a big color-coded maze, but the rules of where you can go and when never really clicked for me so i was just sort of pressing arrow keys hoping things worked out. the color matching and getting through the portals was all well and good but i didn't feel like i had a grasp on the navigation at all
fahrenheit - indigo prophecy
look i saw this game billed as "psychological horror" but i didn't realize that meant "terrifying videogame version of david cage tries to discuss your mental health"
anyway the story seems pretty overwrought but the split screen effects are actually kind of cool
far cry 3 - blood dragon:
it's fine. shoot things to jaunty music. then shoot things stealthily. so far all i've really done is shoot robots but that seems to be most of the game from what i can tell. chain kills are fun i guess
fatal fury special:
only put a couple minutes in and realized i absolutely need a controller for this lmao. old-school fighting game. maybe if i get through this unplayed list i'll start a separate run through of all the arcade games i have - for now i'm gonna shuffle it off to that list because i don't feel like setting my controller up
first job:
a very short VN where you're an incubus trying to have sex with people. there's really not much here - you go visit someone, say either "hey let's hang out" or "hey let's have sex" and then make your way through a short badly-written scene and receive a CG either with or without genitals (i opted for without). only put in a few minutes and that was enough to get me through all the routes. tbh i'm not sure why i even went through all the routes but here we are. honestly you can probably skip this one on the itch bundle list
the first tree:
this game is pretty and being a fox is neat. i was really into it at first, but unfortunately the map is just so huge and empty and the narration is so sporadic that you realize pretty quickly that the story is just a guy getting free therapy from his girlfriend about his mildly shitty childhood. i'll probably finish it - apparently it's short, and the puzzle-y aspects are fun enough even if it takes a full minute of holding W in silence to get between them
flora's fruit farm:
i suspect this is actually a children's game but idc it was very nice and i gave people large sparkly fruits and it made them happy so there
flux:
little pixel art typing/rhythm game. i'm awful at rhythm games but good at typing so it was nice to have different modes. there's enough dialogue and characters to make it not feel empty, but i'm not sure how in-depth the plot goes - what i played didn't have much story to it, but maybe it expands as you go. the game seems pretty forgiving as well, to the point where i sometimes wasn't totally clear on whether i was doing things right or not
fool's fortune:
very short tarot-based narrative game. you draw three random number cards for stats, then draw from an oracle deck for encounters. you have 2 options to deal with each encounter, and they can affect your stats. it was a pretty neat idea and i had fun with it, although the encounters seem somewhat limited - i think i ran through it 3 or 4 times in the 20 min i played and it was starting to get repetitive
football drama:
i love this! it's half dialogue-based/actions-have-consequences narrative game and half soccer sim. i thought the games went a bit long, especially considering you really only have 2-3 things you can do per "turn" but i love the concept. as the coach you train players, play games, interact with your manager, the press, and other characters
football manager: yeah it was as good as i thought it was going to be
i love love love the scouting database that's essentially why i play this game it's so much fun
anyway if you love spreadsheets or being a huge soccer nerd, yeah, it's very good
FRAMED: this was very cute! a visual narrative game where you run from the cops by putting comic panels in order. i had a lot of fun with it. noir aesthetic, fun soundtrack, fun art style
gabriel knight: sins of the fathers:
a sierra point & click, i'm deeply suspicious of its storyline revolving around "voodoo murders" in new orleans but the mechanics were kind of fun (choose how you want to interact with an object from a list of icons rather than just clicking on everything once) and when i looked it up after putting in 20min i found out the voice cast is STACKED which is....honestly, kind of weird. tim curry, mark hamill, leah remini, michael dorn....like what
went a little out of order but
GALAK-Z:
this game was really really fun! i saw the title screen and honestly just assumed it was from the late 80s/early 90s and was incredibly impressed with how polished the gameplay was, but it turned out to be from 2013. they nailed that arcade-style aesthetic though!
it's a space arcade shooter with an overlying plot, rebel vs empire kind of thing as far as i could tell. i've made contact with the base, rescued an ally, retrieved some currency, shot some imperial drones. solid 25 minutes of entertainment, and i'd be happy to play it again sometime
Ganbare! Super Strikers:
this is a really cute soccer simulator! i was worried the games were going to be too long but they were actually pretty quick. the moveset is very simple and i haven't seen a way to set tactics/starting formations (at least not yet) but your players have individual stats that level up and the story seems cute so far. also i was able to give the striker (me) teal hair (like me). i actually put a solid 50 minutes into this one before leaving for dinner
GalCiv III:
only put in 20 minutes because 1 i'm pretty sure i've played this actually? on a different pc platform i guess and 2 brad wardell can get absolutely fucked
as far as i can tell there's no reason not to play stellaris instead. i (if i'm remembering right) enjoyed this game a lot when i played it before, but brad wardell can get absolutely, unquestionably, completely and totally fucked
as a final note, fuck brad wardell
garden match:
it's pretty! i didn't see much to set it apart from any of the other countless matching games out there, but y'know. it's soothing and free so that counts for something
gataela:
a cute little RPG where you're a steampunk kid who runs a food bank. i haven't gotten much into the story at all but it seems neat
goetia:
spooky point & click. great atmosphere, fun puzzles but not overly punishing so far, already made a pact with a demon so things are going great. solid halloween vibes
golf peaks:
honestly i wasn't looking forward to it because i hate golf but it's basically just a puzzle game with golf imagery
i was irrationally annoyed that you pull the arrow *towards* the direction you want to go instead of back from it because like, golf?
but it was fun. not infuriatingly challenging but after 20 min i was definitely starting to hit some trickier puzzles
GoNNER:
this one honestly just did not land for me. i'm not great at platformers and i was annoyed from the beginning about the game's refusal to tell me how to do anything - yeah, it said to play with a controller but you'd think since it had the keyboard option and cute little graphics highlighting a meaningless fake key they could at least say which key to press when?
the platforming itself seemed fine, i had a big gun and a double-jump and a wall climb and a whale friend. personally i wouldn't choose it over ori or they bleed pixels or whatever else
GRIS:
slightly out of order because i have a thing coming up soon and i didn't want to dive into GTAV just yet
anyway GRIS suffered from the same issue of not just *telling me what to press* like i get that a lot of these indies come out on consoles/are usually played with a controller but come ON
but i figured it out and had fun with it. the art style is gorgeous and the music is really nice
GTAV:
well it's....a lot.
i put in about an hour, honestly idk if i'll play more than that. there's a lot to do obviously, it's a dense map, but while i will always love GTAIV for the personal nostalgia factor, at the end of the day i really feel like the GTA franchise is just a worse yakuza game
The Guild 2: Renaissance:
looks really chill and fun honestly. i played about 45 minutes and got through all the tutorials - the idea is to start a family, start businesses, run for political office, and become the greatest dynasty in your city. everything seemed fairly straightforward but there are enough options to make it interesting
Guild of Dungeoneering:
it's cute! mechanics are fun! it seems really neat
except
i can't figure out what the point is? you're both setting up the dungeon and fighting your way through it, so i guess you're just trying to fight as much as possible and also survive? idk playing both ends sort of put things at odds for me. it's a game i'll have to think about more. i'd play it again though
gunpoint:
this one was a lot of fun!! a very self-aware stealth puzzle game with some really interesting mechanics. put a half hour in but will definitely come back to it
i'm at H!
Hacknet:
how to be a script kiddie: the game i guess? idk as a non-tech-person, personally 90% of my time in the terminal has been spent installing linux so that's mainly what it reminded me of (the other 10% was getting my old-ass macbook to do what i wanted it to while the GUI was lagging all to hell)
it was interesting though, and it's always fun to remember kind of how the internet works
Hand of Fate 2:
not sure if i'm just in a good mood or if i'm hitting bangers tonight but i had a lot of fun with this one as well
it's a card-based dungeon crawler with the tarot fool's journey as the overarching campaign. various events are shuffled up and placed on your path, and you deal with them by rolling dice, choosing lucky cards, or (if you choose to fight) a quick and relatively easy combat sequence. seems like a fair amount of replay value here and the concept and aesthetic is great
Heaven Will Be Mine:
i honestly have no idea what's happening but i'm into it
so far i stole a ship and also lowkey became the ship i think somehow? i just had sex with an enemy pilot and frequently exasperate my intel frenemy with my antics. i'm playing as Saturn to start. fun choice-driven narrative game
High Hell:
...eh. not my favorite style. i honestly tabbed out quickly to check if it was supposed to be a VR game.
it's sort of a puzzle-y shooter but it's really just "kick down the door and start blasting" and i only played 4 missions but the maps haven't had enough complexity yet to be interesting (although it seems like they're going in that direction)
HitchHiker First Ride:
i played this game for 23 minutes, just past the story about the traveler at the gate, and god it felt like it dragged on for hours
there was minimal interaction with the world, which i wouldn't mind if the story had been more interesting but it was full of the kind of dialogue that comes off super deep until you think about it and realize it's actually totally meaningless
probably won't come back to this one, not sure how much longer it would have been anyway
Hitman Go:
i had never played a hitman! but i have heard a bit about the series so i was surprised to load this up and find a puzzle game. i had a lot of fun with it though. the mechanics are pretty simple so far but the additional objectives meant i played each level through a couple times and was an interesting mix of challenges
Hive Time:
this was in the itch bundle and it's really cute! definitely recommend it. you run a beehive and collect resources and turn them into wax and honey. i played for about half an hour and got attacked by wasps among other adventures. the toughest thing for me was the population sliders - the bees have such a short lifespan that i really had to pay attention when my specialists died
HIVESWAP:
this was fun, a lowkey puzzle game. you live in a hoarder house with an absent father and your conspiracy-theory-obsessed brother and monsters come to eat you. the two of you are separated but have walkie talkies so you have to move through the house finding equipment and looking for a safe defensive position. that's about as far as i got, so far i have tap shoes, ballet shoes, and a flashlight so we'll see how that goes for me
Hollow Knight:
people talked this one up a lot, and i can see why, but wow i am so bad at platformers ugh
it's gorgeous, there's a cool feel to the world, the enemies are definitely each unique and interesting. i have no idea where i'm going or what i'm doing though, and i keep stumbling into bosses while i'm trying to backtrack. the lack of a map might be the point for some people (or maybe one shows up later on hopefully) but it wasn't working for me. gameplay was fantastic though
spooky ebeth
duncan