thinkin about the magic item that lets you change one letter of a spell.

-Tenser's Floating Dick
-Mireball (swampy, deals poison damage)
-Flu
-Chaos Belt (summons a belt that you can whip people with for random chromatic damage)
-Frog Cloud (frog cloud)
-Loudkill (BANG)
-Lyebite (feeds the target sodium hydroxide)
-Ream (punches holes)
-Wall of Ire (it's Angy)
-Inflict Hounds (summons a pack of dogs)
-Pending (cast spell, wait for result)
-Produce Blame (cantrip for politicians)
-Vampiric Couch

-Chromatic Orc (summons a rainbow orc friend!)
-Mage Land (teleports you to MageLand, it's a magical big box store)
-Funbeam (it's fun!)
-Hear Metal (plays Metallica)
-Speak with Dad
wanna do some magical origami? why not learn:
-Crease Water
-Crease Undead
-Crease Homunculus
-Crease Demiplane
-Fold Person
-Fold Monster
-Cone of Fold
-Fold Earth
-Power Word: Krill (summons a torrent of tiny shrimp)
-Gaseous Farm (summons an intangible farm)
-Countershell (protective bubble)
-Lightning Dolt (summons a storm elemental who's just an absolute goofus)
-Skeet Storm
-Raze (does what it says on the tin)
-Finder of Death (you become aware of everyone who dies for the next day)
-Mime Stop
-Garthquake (makes Garth quake)
-Demi's Plane (takes you to the plane of Demi Lovato)
-Game (makes you instantly aware you're in a game of D&D)
@jacethechicken I think we used a few of these inadvertently in my last D&D game.