Nall 
TF tweet requests! Give me three words and I'll see what I can do. :D
(Won't necessarily do all of them, but let's see what happens)
Nikon Raccoon@nall fall apart critters
Boop.
Just a touch of the nose, and the pine marten was a wiggly, swarming collection of much smaller martens, tumbling into a pile and standing up again, dooking, looking up at you.
Perching on each other, they booped you back. Suddenly you were two, three, five, more; tails and snoots, ears and paws popping up, as though being a sea of tiny raccoons was the most natural thing.
Well, it had to grow on you. What's better than a hug? Many hugs at once!