ElpisSep 4, 2020
the prince of dankness

if i were gonna make an indie platformer about ADHD instead of depression

- three different soundtracks playing simultaneously
- random words deleted from all text and dialogue
- while you are trying to do things suddenly a split screen view either of traumatic memories or random trivia from shitty movies appears
- when you complete a mission someone appears to yell at you about how you didnt do it right

Sep 4, 2020 at 12:17amWeb
Show thread9th level spell slutSep 4, 2020
@dankwraith
- sometimes the game closes itself 20 seconds after you start
Show threadbinchickenSep 4, 2020
@hierarchon @dankwraith time dilation and contraction
Show thread : Indigenous TerrorSep 4, 2020

@dankwraith about tourettes:

- every 39 seconds your objection changes.

- every moment you aren't doing the objective, you lose life and the screen flickers and flashes

- Everytime you don't do the objective everything flashes red

- Everytime you talk to the NPC that is supposed to clear the quest, they won't, and the screen just rotates and rotates for 5 min until you jump 5 to 7 times.

- randomly your character will just jump or go the wrong way for a moment. Or punch an NPC.

- in a dialogue tree, unless you choose within 1 second it will just choose for you

Show threadavocado goblinSep 4, 2020
@dankwraith oof the last two are too real
Show threadOld People Be Watchin' Cable NSep 4, 2020
@dankwraith the quest log is constantly updating dropping, or redefining objectives at random. it takes up 3/4ths of the UI screen and cannot be minimized
Show threadunsponsorSep 4, 2020
@dankwraith "Good job completing that level! See! I knew you could do it! Why did you have so much trouble on the previous one? the next one should be easy for you!!"
Show threadavocado goblinSep 4, 2020
@amsomniac @dankwraith ugh
Show threadsilverSep 4, 2020
@dankwraith This sounds amazingly fun actually.
Show thread🌞 SACRED  TRASH 🌟Sep 4, 2020
@dankwraith this is brilliant but also it physically hurt me
Show threadBobaSep 6, 2020
@dankwraith items in your inventory get shuffled around each time you open it so you have to spend a little extra time looking for things even though you're sure you knew where it was