Today I feel like spreading rumours. So once again, if you boost this toot I will tell the world some (almost certainly false) scandalous rumour about you.

There was a time, not that long ago, when @nevernot was known for finding every single dog in a city to take selfies with.

Fortunately this stopped because, as everyone knows, dogs hate selfies. Not having thumbs makes them unreasonably angry about the art form.