Today I feel like spreading rumours. So once again, if you boost this toot I will tell the world some (almost certainly false) scandalous rumour about you.
I hate to tell you all this, but @[email protected] may not actually exist. Our scientists tried all sorts of science things, like holding clip boards and going 'hmm' while looking at beakers full of colourful liquid and even poking @[email protected] with a stick a few times.
Our results have so far been inconclusive.