Today I feel like spreading rumours. So once again, if you boost this toot I will tell the world some (almost certainly false) scandalous rumour about you.

One time while @[email protected] was reading a news paper a pixie flew up to him and asked for the meaning of life.

@[email protected] responded by saying 'why of course its' and then promptly exploded.

No one knows the point of this story.