Today I feel like spreading rumours. So once again, if you boost this toot I will tell the world some (almost certainly false) scandalous rumour about you.
At exactly 11:32 this morning @hecate was seen dancing on top of the Eiffel tower.
This is some disagreement, but most scholars agree that it was some variation of the foxtrot. Others claim that it was a new-age reinterpretation of the macarena. Either way no one is quite certain where the pompoms fit in.