Today I feel like spreading rumours. So once again, if you boost this toot I will tell the world some (almost certainly false) scandalous rumour about you.

Today is the day that you are all going to learn this:

@[email protected] once managed to juggle 13 live pythons on national television as part of a circus act.

Unfortunately for the rest of the world this was the national television was for the nation of the mole people and they haven't actually figured out how broadcasts or television works yet. Historians universally agree that this is one of the great tragedies of our time.