Today I feel like spreading rumours. So once again, if you boost this toot I will tell the world some (almost certainly false) scandalous rumour about you.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but @kyzh once ate at least 37 bananas in one sitting.
That isn't bad news. I just felt the need to explain that I hate to be the bearer of bad news. It really bothers me. Like really, I can't even tell someone that it is raining when they want to go outside. It is a real problem and I need to work on it.