Today I feel like spreading rumours. So once again, if you boost this toot I will tell the world some (almost certainly false) scandalous rumour about you.

Remember the joke about the three kids in a trench coat pretending to be an adult? That is literally what @ben0_o is. Don't believe any of these stories about having kids or any of that.

Literally 3 kids in a trench coat. You can even see the middle kids face poking out.

I mean seriously guys, we can see you, you are just embarrassing yourselves now.

Isn't it hot with all three of you in that coat all the time?