Today I feel like spreading rumours. So once again, if you boost this toot I will tell the world some (almost certainly false) scandalous rumour about you.
Of all of the members of witches.town, @[email protected] in undeniably the most famous among the mole people.
Our scientists are still trying to discover why, as to our knowledge the mole people have had absolutely no contact with the world above for at least 200 years and we are just a legend to them.
When asked why they don't just contact the mole people the scientists told us to shut up and mind our own business.