Today I feel like spreading rumours. So once again, if you boost this toot I will tell the world some (almost certainly false) scandalous rumour about you.
The hummingbird used as the avatar of @dartigen isn't a bird. It is actually a new type of amphibian discovered by a young woman by the name of Bob, who was born in a tiny suburb of Sidney. The suburb has since shrunk even further and now you can't find it without a powerful magnifying glass. This is unfortunate because a careless tourist accidentally set the suburb on fire and it was entire consumed in flames about 10 years ago.