Today I feel like spreading rumours. So once again, if you boost this toot I will tell the world some (almost certainly false) scandalous rumour about you.

In terms of cyborgs sent back from the future to prevent the future rise of a ruling class of blind mole rats, @cyrinsong is pretty typical.

What makes @cyrinsong stand out is an obsession with recreating a perfect 1:72 scale working model of the orchestra that first performed the 1812 overture.