Today I feel like spreading rumours. So once again, if you boost this toot I will tell the world some (almost certainly false) scandalous rumour about you.
While the first recorded sighting of @[email protected] was over 500 years ago, one one has ever been able to reproduce the results in a controlled laboratory environment.
Scientists are very confused by this, reportedly saying 'what are you talking about? @[email protected] is right there and we are in a lab.' and 'how did you get in my house?'