Today I feel like spreading rumours. So once again, if you boost this toot I will tell the world some (almost certainly false) scandalous rumour about you.

It has often been said that absolutely nothing is known about @grainloom , this isn't true. We do know one thing.

In the years 1734 at exactly 5:30am on June 17 (Gregorian calendar) @grainloom was seen leading a procession of gnomes through a complex maze hidden in the heart of Paris. According to the official records each gnome was playing a different musical instrument, and they were all terrible. Witnesses described it as the worst music ever created.