inmysocks Of Doom, Naked KSCToday I feel like spreading rumours. So once again, if you boost this toot I will tell the world some (almost certainly false) scandalous rumour about you.
You might thing that @balrogboogie has a glorious beard. And you would be correct. What you probably don't know is that he maintains said glorious beard by hiring two dozen tamarins armed with tiny switch blade combs to groom his beard every morning.
It takes two dozen because his beard is actually about 10 feet long. Did I not mention that he is a giant?