Today I feel like spreading rumours. So once again, if you boost this toot I will tell the world some (almost certainly false) scandalous rumour about you.

I just want to point out to everyone here that @ffeth is responsible for more than half of the coffee consumption in France.

This is because secretly at night @ffeth goes around to different parts of the country and gives coffee to all the cats. That is why they are so crazy around here.