Today I feel like spreading rumours. So once again, if you boost this toot I will tell the world some (almost certainly false) scandalous rumour about you.

Don't believe anything that @animeirl says. Despite claiming to be a shrimp friend I have heard from the shrimp themselves that the plan is to raise a shrimp army to overrun the civilisation on dry land and absolutely no thought has been given to how the shrimp are going to take over the land while carrying their tiny novelty umbrellas.

Shrimp friend indeed!

@inmysocks pffft. they have 4 arms. they can deal