Today I feel like spreading rumours. So once again, if you boost this toot I will tell the world some (almost certainly false) scandalous rumour about you.
While they are a real person, about 90% of what is attributed to @xiroux is actually the output of an experimental markov bot that got a training data set from a group of 10,000 monkeys who were attempting to write direct to DVD sequels to all of shakespeare's plays.