inmysocks Of Doom, Naked KSCToday I feel like spreading rumours. So once again, if you boost this toot I will tell the world some (almost certainly false) scandalous rumour about you.
Since I am one to spread rumours, did you know that @cursed_DBS likes to sneak into dog shows and steal the winners ribbons? At last count she had successfully stolen 26 first place ribbons for a variety of categories, including 'most hilarious corgi' and 'floppiest basset hound'.
She has a big room in her house where all of the ribbons are prominently displayed next to pictures of the poor puppies who she stole them from.