James Cash 🍍Mar 23, 2020
Emily, née Eve

[Dracula at the blood donation drive]

nurse: Have you ever had any sexual contact with a man?

Dracula: What is a man?!

nurse, sighing heavily: Sorry, sir. Have you ever had any sexual contact with a miserable little pile of secrets?

Mar 14, 2020 at 6:23amWeb
Show threadEmily, née EveMar 23, 2020
This is my new most popular toot.
Show threadSkip Intro, KRUB News at 9Mar 14, 2020
@kelbesque This, this toot right here. I want to peel off one of those little gold star stickers from the roll I keep with me and plap the sticker right on to the toot.
Show threadSkip Intro, KRUB News at 9Mar 14, 2020
@kelbesque ⭐ This'll have to do for now.
Show threadZackMar 14, 2020
@kelbesque ✨perfect
Show thread[Moved] PolychromeMar 14, 2020
@kelbesque
🍷💨 🧛
Show threadEmily, née EveMar 23, 2020
@polychrome I'm still trying to figure out what this sequence of emoji means. It mystifies and captivates me.
Show thread[Moved] PolychromeMar 23, 2020

@kelbesque it's an emoji reenactment of the infamous moment from the "what is man?" scene where Dracula tosses his glass of wine before attacking the player.

Interestingly the dialogue (and quality of voice acting) is completely different in the Japanese version, but the terrible English version is so much more fun: https://youtube.com/watch?v=aVLqfj6_AOw

"Miserable Pile of Secrets" in Japanese and in English (Castlevania: Symphony of the Night)

YouTube
Show threadEmily, née EveMar 23, 2020

@polychrome OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

I always think of 💨 as a fart so I was very confused

Show threadEmily, née EveMar 23, 2020
@polychrome honestly, Japanese dialog often feels very straight. I like it a lot when translators have fun with it.
Show threadPVs- DR. Artist Marcia XMar 14, 2020
@kelbesque whew shit i felt that
Show threaddani little ponie  ​Mar 22, 2020
@kelbesque dracula has a point. wtf does the blood donation drive think counts as "a man"