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I think people keep putting things on the Internet, that don’t belong there, because it sounds too innocuous

Let’s rename it to CYBERFOREST

Exactly like that

“You wouldn’t let your baby monitor stay exposed to the CYBERFOREST”

Feb 17, 2020 at 2:17pmAmaroq
Show threadavocado goblinFeb 17, 2020
@cypnk you say that, but...
Show threadavocado goblinFeb 17, 2020
@cypnk that sounds pretty rad actually
Show threadSam the OctopusFeb 17, 2020
@cypnk Living in a little wooden hut in the CYBERFOREST
Show threadg̠̘͛̽ͥͫͬ̋l͜i͇͕͙ͫ͒̌ͮ̔͜t̯̯̝̭̄̕c̨̫͊̌h̏҉̝̟͎͉ ͏͚̳̯s͉̖̳͛ͤ̆̾̔̿ͥḻ̴̬̗̙̤̞̎ͩͭu̶̜̲ͬͫ͋̂t̫͈͇ͩ̎Feb 17, 2020
@cypnk just start calling the entire internet the Dark Web, it'll be effective and hilarious

"Your baby monitor shouldn't be connected to the Dark Web"

"Going out for coffee with a cute girl I met on the Dark Web"

"These fruit snacks I ordered from the Dark Web are delicious, wanna try?"
Show threadchaotic avocado goblinFeb 17, 2020
@xenofem @cypnk I'd totally eat fruit snacks from the dark web though
Show threadg̠̘͛̽ͥͫͬ̋l͜i͇͕͙ͫ͒̌ͮ̔͜t̯̯̝̭̄̕c̨̫͊̌h̏҉̝̟͎͉ ͏͚̳̯s͉̖̳͛ͤ̆̾̔̿ͥḻ̴̬̗̙̤̞̎ͩͭu̶̜̲ͬͫ͋̂t̫͈͇ͩ̎Feb 17, 2020
@a_breakin_glass @cypnk same tbh, I kinda want to see if I can get some now
Show threadKjetil KilhavnFeb 17, 2020
@xenofem @cypnk well, I do use Dark Reader, so it is sort of a dark web...
Show threadElse, Gay of the Year™ editionFeb 17, 2020
@xenofem @cypnk Mastodon is the dark web. Just look at the site. What color is it? Dark.
Show threadckeenFeb 17, 2020
@cypnk 'he pitched up a small bulletin board in the CYBERFOREST asking for help on refining his kimchi recipes' sounds awesome 
Show threadckeenFeb 18, 2020
@cypnk For trolls there's a manual called "How to shit in the CYBERFORREST"...
Show threadWaylon JeggingsFeb 17, 2020
@cypnk gonna go forage for mushrooms in the CYBERFOREST hope I don’t hallucinate and die