Confession: I'd been holding this guy Vikas hostage pending the settlement of #ayodhya in my favor. Now that my condition has been fulfilled, I'm releasing him.

If he still doesn't come, it's not my fault.

@TheTweetOfGod do we wait till the temple is built?
@TheTweetOfGod shouldn’t you be TheTootOfGod, rather than TheTweetOfGod?

@TheTweetOfGod

We are trying to put you in a temple. Behave!

@TheTweetOfGod I like this god. Can we keep him?
@Dasbolshevik @TheTweetOfGod Problem is people worship Demigod than the real one. Thought i like this one
@TheTweetOfGod Even if he comes now, I probably won’t notice.

@TheTweetOfGod

Why not have a word or two with the guy selling "Vikas"? Call him.

We'll make another temple for you. It'll have good filter coffee too.

@TheTweetOfGod Don't worry we always have #Nehru as #CatchAllFault kind of guy.
Even if you shirk away, he will not.
@TheTweetOfGod Haha. Snarky. You've quietly dusted off your responsibility!!!