I'm not legally allowed to self host things without violating my ISP's AUP

https://www.xfinity.com/Corporate/Customers/Policies/HighSpeedInternetAUP

The rest of it generally sucks too.
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High Speed Internet AUP

Honestly even Comcast's business class internet has some bullshit

I can't apply network filtering policies in my lan?

Comcast can literally interfere with my services' availability at will?

I can't change from Comcast's default DNS?

IRC and other chat bots cannot be hosted

What does this last thing even mean? Am I not allowed to let people know that my web services are, in fact, a teapot?

I probably misunderstood some of those but they're so oversimplified that I'm asking more questions than I'm getting answers
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@wizard we've been running this instance on a Comcast connection for almost a year and their service has been shit but they haven't shut us down

presumably our server does not look like a personal one because it's getting inbounds from all over the place
@diodelass Honestly I doubt that any part of this AUP is actually enforced except for dmca-related policies and easily automatable ones.