I'm not legally allowed to self host things without violating my ISP's AUP

https://www.xfinity.com/Corporate/Customers/Policies/HighSpeedInternetAUP

The rest of it generally sucks too.
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High Speed Internet AUP

"Comcast manages its network with one goal: to deliver the best possible broadband Internet experience to all of its customers"

Yeah fuck off