GIRL CRUNCHPanning for hipster coochie at the local abandoned arcade
<eleanor>@Ophillous this is SO good frick
@Ophillous like when you chef kiss another chef's recipe
@root you can come chef kiss me any time, and I promise the pan won’t be the only thing that’s hot
thue real question is can you manage to fuck me when im laughing this hard
@root oh Hel, if you gave me the chance I would fuck you in any situation in any way
Also real talk laughing w/ people you fuck and/or while you fuck is a blessed feeling
@root besides, I’d love to hear and see you laugh with your mouth full
Stable Jenious
@ItsJenNotGabby @root you don’t know how filthy I’d be if I had someone to be filthy with irl
gasp, subtitled@Ophillous @ItsJenNotGabby @root
Transcending Space And Time To Get Truly Grotesque W/ Bees
morgan of myass@gasp @Ophillous @ItsJenNotGabby @root the true purpose of the fediverse is to make bees get disgustingly, criminally filthy
@themorgangoats @gasp @ItsJenNotGabby @root one of these days I’ll meet someone from fedi irl and all of you will physically be able to feel all my horny energy being released
Horatius <Captain Obvious>@Ophillous @themorgangoats @gasp @ItsJenNotGabby @root #Cumplosion
There. My life's work is now complete.