Hey fediverse has anyone out there got any experience with fires and/or burning? My kitchen is currently engulfed in flames and from everything I've read that's generally a pretty bad thing. I really need some help or advice about this. I've been trying to inhale all the smoke myself to stop it ruining my furniture but there's just too much and it's actually pretty hot.
Boosts would be appreciated, this might be a long shot but I'm sure someone else out there has had this problem too.

@snakeboy

1: shut off the power at the mains

2: is your bladder full? it's gonna need to be for step 3.

3: pee on everything

@Nikolai_Kingsley thank you so much!!! I'm chugging water as we speak